Lack of Education

Originalmusik: Jim Stafford
Originaltext: Jim Stafford

[Big Mama:]
You listen good to I, because it's either education or elimination!

Now, if you're so foxy and old Chief is so dumb
Then why does that hound get the fox on the run?
'Cause he's got the hunter -
and the hunter's got the gun
Ka-blam, elimination!
Lack of education!

If you prowl around with that Copper hound
You're soon gonna be hanging on the wall
Keep you nose to the wind -
if you wanna keep your skin
'Cause you won't be home -
when the hunter comes to call

[Tod:]
Oh, Big Mama, I know Copper would never track me down.
Well, Copper, he's my best friend.

[Big Mama:]
Ho ho, your best friend!
Now, Copper's gonna do what he's been told.
Suppose he won't chase no fox in no fox hole?
Along comes the hunter with a buck shot load.

[Boomer:]
Ka-ka-blam!

[Big Mama:]
Elimination

[Dinky:]
Lack of education!

[Big Mama:]
You better believe it, Tod!